Epiphanies of right, right now:

I have had more epiphanies in the last two weeks than in the last two years (and I have a lot of epiphanies).

I enjoy Pitchfork as a medium for exposure to new music but only agree with their review half of the time (I will never forgive them for hating the first The Mars Volta album)

I don't understand the internet as much as I should given my obsession with understanding things (but that is changing!!! - and I don't mean the obsession).

I think I want to be a historian (I want to be a historian).

I started using parenthesis after every thought after falling in love with "Hail to the Thief" - Radiohead (Brilliant)

I love cooking (my lasagna was delicious even after several reheats).

The volume on my iTouch doesn't get loud enough (I need it to go to eleven) - see "Hearing Damage" - Thom York.

My sister is bringing me the Twilight series in a few weeks (I wondering if I will relate more to Belle or Edward)

Not all of those were true epiphanies but I forgot some because I don't type enough for my thoughts and I can't remember long enough to record everything.